the message.pngThe Message is wonderful. The Message is wise. The Message will probably make you beautiful. Play it. Don't let me spoil anything for you.

Well, okay, I do suppose I could let you know that this is a lavishly illustrated choose-your-own-adventure thing created with twine that does all sorts of impressive stuff with its presentation. It also happens to be a properly well written and extremely smart offering. With a sci-fi theme. Oh, yes, and it was impressively created for Fuck This Jam, meaning that the people that shouldn't enjoy this sort of thing actually came up with something brilliant.