kesha.jpgThe Cyberqueen of Twine whips up the new interactive text game CRY$TAL WARRIOR KE$HA for all those Ke$ha fans and haters. Heck, Porpentine's sometimes violent, always raw writing is for all lovers of words.

To get maximum torture pleasure, the developer encourages playing this song on loop. Such choices in this Ke$ha concert gone to hell include having to "drain your boyslave's virile energy to fuel your slutwave mantis transformation" versus "spray glitter from every orifice."