Yes, yes, yes, the Choosatron Kickstarter has already (quite easily too) surpassed its funding goal and will be accepting pledges for only 18 or so hours more, but you really had to be told. Even belatedly. It is, you see, an utterly amazing thing. A thing of beauty and a properly wild idea. It is a mini-arcade that plays choose-your-own-adventure games by printing its narratives out like a receipt!

Now, assuming you've watched the crowdfunding pitch, well, hit the jump for a video (hat tip to Fantastic Arcade) that has been described by the esteemed editor of as, and I quote, "beyond brilliant":