This is neither the time nor the place to discuss education systems and unique Kickstarter projects that failed to reach their funding goal. This, instead, is indeed the place to let you know that pineapple-educating sim No Pineapple Left Behind is still alive and has even gotten itself a shiny new trailer. And some new features too, which according to developers Subaltern Games include buses utilizing hyperspace gates, laser-guided social dynamics, a story mode and pineapples turning into proper, unprofitable children.