nopineapple.pngUnlike children who, as we all know, are complicated beasts with wants, needs and the occasional idea, pineapples are perfect to teach to. Pineapples always pay attention in class, never tire of taking tests and can thus make a school good money and we all know that money is what this education business is all about. Money, efficient spells and crushed teachers' unions. And, of course, pineapples and that's what satire-'em-up school management sim No Pineapple Left Behind is determined to teach you all.

No Pineapple Left Behind by Subaltern Games is out now for Windows, Mac and Linux on Steam.