April 8, 2016 9:00 AM | Joel Couture
He has done it. Will Brierly, in his hubris, has perfected Soda Drinker Pro, the world's most advanced soda drinking simulation. This flawless representation of drinking soda with cats, underwater, in a human mouth, and in dozens of other locations has been coming together for years, and now, it is coming to Xbox One and Steam on April 14, bringing with it the end of civilization itself.
How are we to exist in a world where we cannot have soda any time we want when this impeccable simulation will let us have a drink whenever we like? How is the real world to compete with this? How will we even be able to tell when we're not in the simulation any more when it mirrors reality so immaculately? So, kick back, drink your soda anywhere you like across the cosmos and prepare for the fall of civilization.
Oh yeah and Vivian Clark, the game where you can play as any object you touch, is also hidden in there. So good times are coming.